
CARY’S CORNER – EGGS, SEX EDUCATION & GRASS SEED?
SEEDING 2012 When I was in eighth grade we had to take Health class. Nobody ever wants to take Health class, but boys especially don’t
I started Cary’s Corner as a way to educate, entertain, and maybe even make you laugh while learning about lawn care. Let’s be honest—grass, weeds, and soil might not sound thrilling, but when you’ve spent 30+ years battling stubborn wild violets, wrestling with sprinkler systems, and outsmarting crabgrass, you learn a thing or two (and collect plenty of stories along the way).
These blogs break down the what, why, and how of lawn care in a way that’s easy to understand and (hopefully) fun to read. Whether it’s explaining why pulling nutsedge is like giving a haircut to a Chia Pet on steroids, why moles do NOT mean you have grubs, or why your lawn sometimes acts like a rebellious teenager, Cary’s Corner is here to help you laugh while you learn—and remind you that ClassicLawns has your back.
Welcome to Cary’s Corner! A place to learn and laugh about all things lawn care. With 30+ years of experience, I share real-world tips, expert advice, and a little humor along the way. At ClassicLawns, we don’t just grow great grass—we make lawn care fun, too! Scroll through the posts or use the search bar for a specific topic.
SEEDING 2012 When I was in eighth grade we had to take Health class. Nobody ever wants to take Health class, but boys especially don’t
Dear Abby…err Cary. Is no one polite anymore? I am probably showing my age with the Dear Abby reference. You young ones Google her. I am going
Summer of ’22 – Welcome to Death Valley! I had a pet lizard once. His name was Vinnie. Vinnie liked his home to be hot,
The Armyworms are Back on Tour I’ve been in lawn care for 33 years. I’d love to tell you I started when I was five
AUGUST 2013 There are two dates a year that I absolutely dread. There are actually three if you count April 15th- Stop the TAXES! Like
Death to Bermuda Grass ZOMBIES – I am a fan of Zombie movies and tv shows. I have seen them all from “Dawn of the