FEED OUR FISHBOWL 🐟
Every booth at the Sertoma Chili Cook-Off has a “Fishbowl.”
It’s how we raise money for Sertoma Charities and the kids they support.
Some booths run raffles. Some do giveaways. We sell merch, make noise, dress ridiculous… and try to raise as much money as humanly possible. Because at the end of the day, our real goal is simple:
Win the Fattest Fishbowl.
The team that raises the most money for the kids. We’ve won it several times and we’d love to add another to our dynasty. When you support our booth, every dollar goes straight to Sertoma Charities.
How You Can Feed the Classic Lawns Fishbowl
1️⃣ Buy your Chili Cook-Off tickets through us
Grab tickets at sertomachilicookoff.com and use promo code GrowingGrass so we get credit for the sale.Prefer the old-school method?
Call or text 417-812-5321 and we’ll hand-deliver tickets (sometimes with an even better deal).
2️⃣ Buy our legendary merch at the booth
Yes… the famous GROWING GRASS & SMOKING WEEDS shirts are back.
We’ll have Chili Cook-Off koozies, magnets, and other fun Classic Lawns merch available.
Every purchase feeds the Fishbowl and helps support Sertoma Charities.
3️⃣ Can’t attend? Order a shirt anyway
Our shirts aren’t online right now, but you can still get one.
Call or text 417-812-5321 to order and we’ll deliver locally or mail it if you’re out of town.
Every shirt sold still feeds the Fishbowl 💚
4️⃣ Grab the annual koozies
Every year we make a brand-new Chili Cook-Off koozie.
They’re only available at the event.
Collectors know the deal 😎
5️⃣ Play silly games. Win silly prizes.
We always have games at the booth.
They’re ridiculous. They’re fun.
And they all feed the Fishbowl.
6️⃣ Drop cash in the Fishbowl
(It’s actually a bucket. A real fishbowl would be messy.)
Every dollar goes to the kids.
7️⃣ Donate online anytime
Want to help but can’t attend?
Donate anytime at venmo.com/u/classiclawns
8️⃣ Buy a shirt.
9️⃣ Buy another shirt.
🔟 Buy a shirt for a friend.
